After Joule's threat to my fish... grrr... her goodtwin has sent me another fish as a back-up in case mine mysteriously get eaten. He's in a safe place, out of harms way, in case I need him.

And Joules, if I'm not here guarding the pond, then there's a dirty great dragon guarding it instead, who's got strict orders to roast anyone who looks covetously - or hungrily - at the fish. *glares in an attempt at a threatening manner* Understand?