A friend of mine sent me this - thanks, Pete! I'm on a roll tonight... (yes, sorry, Joules, I did say I'd be writing, but I had to share this.)

//Little Golden Books That Never Made It
1. You Are Different & That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
4. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mum Stopped Loving Her
5. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
6. All Cats Go To Hell
7. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
8. Some Kittens Can Fly
9. That's It, I'm Putting You Up For Adoption
10. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
11. Strangers Have The Best Candy
12. You Were An Accident
13. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
14. Pop! Goes the Hamster ... And Other Microwave Games
15. The Man In The Pool Is Actually Satan
16. Your Nightmares Are Real
17. Places Where Mummy & Daddy Hide Neat Things
18. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
19. Why Can't Mr Fork and Mrs Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
20. Funny Feelings in the Shower
21. Mommy's Plastic Bodyparts
22. Magic Pills and the Places They Take You.. //

I think no. 3 has definite potential. *smirk*