... a flying tram.
Bwahahahahahahahah!
I'm watching the opening ceremony for the Commonwealth Games... More later. I don't want to miss a moment of the good taste...

Oh, and yes, I had fun at my mum's, thanks. : )

(That link up above is for an ordinary, ground tram - I'll see if I can find a pic of the mystical flying tram once the ceremony's finished.)