Who the hell is this Joe person on Blue's Clues? What happened to Steve?!

Why am I watching children's programs? Both the cubs are home sick so, d'accord, we're watching telly and the only thing on the channels they usually watch are the 'early learning' programs.
So bright, so unnaturally cheerful and bouncy... I think my eyes are bleeding...

Hee, the Dystopia chapter I'm working on should be finished in a couple of days and Joules has started the next part of 'l/L's chapter.