Wednesday, January 01, 2003

Freud was a dickhead...

The Freud Test

Lutra, Freud would say your strongest unconscious conflict stems from events that happened when you were a Toddler.

He would also conclude that relative to others, your personality today is moderately affected by the events of your childhood. It appears that your biggest unconscious conflict that still afflicts you stems from what Freud defined as the anal stage of development that occurred when you were between a year and a half and three years old. Freud would say that this conflict can manifest in your personality by giving you a tendency to be especially orderly or clean, or "retentive." You may also harbor a strong rebellious streak. This normally happens when parents toilet-train a child on some kind of schedule, rather than at the child's natural pace and the child naturally reacts by struggling for their autonomy and the legitimacy of their needs.



*rude noise*
I would like for things to be orderly and clean, but as for being 'retentive'? Hmmm. A 'rebellious streak'? Yeah, I guess so, but it's kept firmly under wraps most of the time seeing as I have a tendency to cock things up majorly for myself when I 'rebel'. *rolls eyes*

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