Here is Okapiprincess's contribution to the Cucumber list:

102 Cucumbers don't mind being sliced up and used to refresh your eyes and feet.

... and here's mine:

103 Cucumbers leave you smelling cucumbery fresh, not like day old bread and stale beer.

The joint AC chapter is finished. Gods that was difficult to write (more difficult for me I think cos I'm not an angst-bunny) but it lays the groundwork for a lot of future threads.