(nicked from Talon's blog:)
//Uh...*hand up* Lemon tree resident Saiya-jin speaking here...what if we don't want to see that...uh...vision of blueness in a waitress uniform?//

[*SMIRK* Who said anything about it being for your viewing pleasure?
Oooh, 'lestrel! You've got such a clever ningen! I want a copy of that pic...

I don't want to appear ungrateful but - ELVES?! You know how I feel about elves, poncy gits prancing about like they own the place.. *inarticulate grumbling in which the words 'elves', 'sharp implements' and 'fundaments' figure largely*]