Right, I've finished a Dystopia chapter - it's not the chapter I was trying to finish but hey, I can't complain!

Soulsis emailed me this:

Top 10 Ways To Make a Pagan Mad

1. Ask them if they are Satan worshipers.

2. Be considerate, re-arrange their altar so it will look neat.

3. Blow out their altar candle if it is still day light.

4. Pick up their tools for a closer look.

5. Sharpen their dull black-handled knife.

6. Witness to them about the "true religion".

7. Untie the knots in their cord.

8. Take hold of their jewelry for a closer look.

9. Play card games with their Tarot cards.

10. Ask them if they are Satan worshipers.

(and then Joules pointed out that most of these only apply to pagans who are into rituals... *g*)