I'm sorry, this is going to be a bit of a rant.. feel free to skip this next part.

When someone says they've 'cleaned the toilet' for you, what do you expect to have been done? A bit more than just the inside of the toilet bowl, yes?
*sigh* I really shouldn't have got my hopes up, should I? Oh well, it's only a small room, didn't take long to wipe down the outside of the bowl, the seat, the cistern, the skirting boards and floor...