This is kind of cute... (from Peter)

//Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled "Mama needs new clothes!"
Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked.. "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know, I thought YOU were watching!"

Moral of the story: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men....are men.//

It's been a good day. Finished my Dystopia chapter and one of the cubs sat down after school and did 2 pages of homework unsupervised. This was also the cub that yesterday offered to carry some of the shopping home for me. : )
And I've discovered one cub will eat plain chicken but not steak, and visa-versa. *rolls eyes*
Got home from picking the cubs up to find our backyard had 3 construction vehicles parked in there. Tch, are we the only house in the street that has clear space?

Right, what can I get on with now? The next Dys chapter? Next AC? Something else? Hmm...