We've got a praying mantis in the kitchen - only a little one, couple of inches long. It's kind of creepy really, it watches me intently when I move about.
I keep telling it I'm too big for it, it'd never manage to eat all of me...

Inspection's over. Only took a few minutes and was relatively painless. Everything that was wrong with the place isn't our fault so.. *shrug* I'm ready to move on to the next place now; donations - aus cash or money order - gratefully accepted.